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Monday, November 12, 2007
letting other people write the jokes for me
Whenever I'm short on blog material, I can always turn to my search stats. Behold a small sampling of the ways in which people accidentally find themselves at my webpage. I am sorry, accidental webpage-finders, for the terrible disappointment that must have confronted you when my page loaded.
what is the name of the school that goose wants the phone number of in top gun?
Oh, now that takes me back. I haven't watched that movie in years. T has it on VHS; maybe I'll watch it the next time the kids aren't around. Which is -- oh. Never. (I don't actually know the answer to this, but I can picture the scene in my head. Most people associate Anthony Edwards with whatever medical drama show it was that he was on; I still picture him as Goose. Also, Patrick Dempsey will always be that cute little nerd-boy in Can't Buy Me Love. I live in a popular-culture time-warp bubble, people.)
boring blog
Hey, at least this person found what s/he was looking for.
terminology for cough whizzing
I think they meant 'wheezing'. But I must confess, since having babies and reaching my 30s, I'm not entirely sure.
crochet marijuana
This phrase is always popular in my search stat listings. Do people crochet... with marijuana? Or are they hoping to crochet a replica somehow? [scratches head.]
how do you spell subtly
very, very quietly.
what do u call the white puffy thing you put on a cooked turkey
I... do not know. I have no clue. I can't even picture this.
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Well, at least they're upfront about it. Come on, people, do your own homework! It's not that hard.
mr.collins repulsive
My thoughts exactly.
im going crazy over you wile your locked up poems
Words fail.
craving the smell of gasoline
and again.
how straighten icicle lights
Good luck. You might google "how solve mideast crisis"; you'd have more success.
embarrassing stuff
YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
Comments
Thanks for the laugh! :o)
Re: the white puffy thing you put on a cooked turkey: Could they possibly mean those little paper things people put on the drumsticks? Even if so, I have no idea what they're called. . .
Posted by: Michael at November 13, 2007 06:07 AM
hmm. I wonder if the person craving the smell of gasoline is pregnant?
Posted by: debi at November 13, 2007 08:29 AM
"Craving the smell of gasoline"? Who googles THAT?
Posted by: Beck at November 13, 2007 09:38 AM
Goose wanted to keep track of the number of a truck driving school I am fairly certain.
Posted by: T. at November 13, 2007 10:25 PM
Um, I must confess, it was me who typed in the search for "crochet marijuana." But, my fingers slipped and forced me into a typo. I meant to type in "CROQUET marijuana," which is an exciting new lawn party game my friends who just got back from Mexico told me about. You hit those little balls around with wooden mallets, but you really don't care much where they go once you do...
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